I have seriously got to be in the top ten most awkward people in the whole world.
Nobody can even fight me on this
God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you.
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
Sade Harrison (via stoneyxochi)
I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion.
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.